Crib Dribbler

No need to wake up in the middle of the night for feedings with the Crib Dribbler. Great for baby showers! See the look on your targets face when they think they’ve just been gifted a hamster water bottle for their baby’s crib. Don't freak, it’s actually a gag gift box.

Chuck Norris Wobbler

The Chuck Norris Talking Wacky Wobbler is a great gift for Chuck Norris fans. The Wacky Wabbler includes two handguns and an assortment of witty Norris taglines. Example; Chuck Norris doesn’t breath he holds air hostage.

Viking Beard Hat

You may have seen some of those knitted hats with beard but this is a full blown Viking mask knitted from yarn. The Viking hat includes a long braided beard and a Viking hat with horns. This Viking hat can be worn by men or women.

MMA Cage Bed

$1,149.99I want this!

This MMA bed will take at-home wrestling to a whole other level. Who can get any sleeping done in this big caged in wrestling ring. This is a custom made, quality bed ready for you to throw down. Comes in twin, full, queen or king.

Back To The Future Hoverboard

It’s finally here ladies and gentlemen! The long awaited “Hover Board” from the movie Back to The Future. This was every 80’s kid’s wet dream, but they had to wait more than 20 years to get it. It's guaranteed to glide over most level surfaces.

Ghetto Teddy Bear

Want to say something special to your Valentine but can’t think of the right words to say? Not only do we have the right words but they come attached to a cute and cuddly little teddy bear. Watch her melt this Valentine’s Day with this perfect gift.

Mustache Pacifier

Give your baby that distinguished, mature look with just the right amount of facial hair. Your baby will either look adorable, or like a little old man with this mustache pacifier. Make sure you add some embarrassing pictures of your baby to Facebook.

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Interesting Fact

Everyone in Elvis's entourage was referred to as the Memphis Mafia. All members wore diamond and gold rings with the letters TCB imprinted which stood for “Take Care of Business.” Daaaannnnngggg. He wasn’t joking about “Jailhouse Rock.”

Glow In The Dark Toilet Paper

Pooping in the dark is the worst but luckily for you things just got way better. This innovated new toilet paper glows in the dark so it can always be found. This item is great for preppers or awesome to keep on hand for power outages

Giant Gummy Bear

Boasted as the world’s largest Gummy Bear, weighing in at 5 pounds, this chewy teddy bear is the equivalent of 1400 of the baby ones you usually see. The Giant Gummy Bear is great when you need a fix for that sweet tooth or an awful stomachache.

iPhone / iPad Mini Projector

Impress your friends when you pull out your pocket sized Ipod projector. You’ll be the star of the show when you project a big screen sized movie on the wall. Watch a variety of things from office presentations to some stars on the ceiling.

Hairy Chest Sweater

Girls love macho guys and nothing makes a dude manlier than a bushy chest of hair. Instantly add confidence knowing your chest hair is perfectly groomed. Now every man (or boy) can toss on the Hairy Chest Sweater and instantly woo the ladies.

Skull Toilet Brush

Scare the yuck off your toilet with this crazy looking skull toilet brush. Store it next to your toilet to give your guests a real scare, when they reach out for the toilet paper. The Skull Toilet brush is the creepiest tool to clean your toilet and keep in your bathroom.

Personal Submarine

$2,000,000.00I want this!

Impress your next date with a romantic deep sea dive for two and it only costs around 2 million bucks. Don't you worry about running out of battery power cause its also equipped with a surface communication system. Hope that doesn't run on the same battery?

Anti-Theft Lighter

Imagine that awkward moment the thief has, when he reads the message written on the lighter he “borrowed" from you. If you’re tired of having your lighter stolen then the Anti-Theft lighter is a much better option than switching to matches.

Quadski Amphibian Quad

Is it a quad? Is it a Jet Ski? Nope, its a Quadski! The Quadski is the coolest recreational vehicle you can bring anywhere! Take a nice ride on the beach and if it gets to hot you can drive right into the water. You can’t be stopped with this sporty amphibious vehicle!

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Interesting Fact

If the U.S. government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

Prescription Coffee Mug

Sometimes you just need a big cup of coffee to get you back on your feet ready to take over the world. Whether you’re a coffee addict, or a recreational drinker, the prescription coffee mug is just what the doctor ordered, plus it’s pretty funny to drink from.