Girls love macho guys and nothing makes a dude manlier than a bushy chest of hair. Instantly add confidence knowing your chest hair is perfectly groomed. Now every man (or boy) can toss on the Hairy Chest Sweater and instantly woo the ladies.
Now it’s easy to get your buzz on at work because you can sneak around with your favorite spirit concealed in your neck tie. Whenever a hard day has you stressed just sit back and take a few sips. Feel great and look trendy with a booze filled tie.
The pick your nose party cups are the silliest way to experiment with new noses. Ever wondered what your GF looked like with a big nose and a mustache? With these funny cups you can add lots of laughs to your party with little effort.
Love the excitement of cracking open a fortune cookie that reveals a mysterious saying? Now you can have a jumbo fortune cookie that stores all of your lose change. The fortune cookie change purse is the only fortune cookie that makes cents!
This stylish refrigerator magnet multi functions as a cool tool to snap the tops off beer bottles. Don’t ever hold off drinking again because you can’t find your bottle opener. Your guests will be amazed with how cool it looks! Pick up your own magnet now!
Nothing says NYC better than a hardened steel sewer cover. In this case you can have the look of the rugged sewer cover, but the feel of a throw pillow, because this cool looking sewer cover actually is a pillow! Don't worry, the street much isn't included
Who needs keys when you can install this fingerprint scanning deadbolt lock. Things like this have only been available to rich people but now us peasants can own them too. Just don’t lock up anything too valuable or someone likely to cut your finger off.
Tired of tasting the remnants of rotten food when you pick out your teeth? Well now that terrible experience can be a distant memory because you can use these delicious bacon flavored toothpicks to remove all that nasty debris from your teeth.
Searching for that mini blimp that floats around your living room and only you can control? Well friends…. Here it is! This is the coolest little Radio Controlled RC Blimp that can fit in so many places a full sized blimp would never imagine going.
Hate losing stuff and wish there was an easy solution? Than Gee Golly you need to check out these sweet Bluetooth tracing stickers. Attach these little stickers to just about anything and use your cell phone to find its location.
It’s finally here ladies and gentlemen! The long awaited “Hover Board” from the movie Back to The Future. This was every 80’s kid’s wet dream, but they had to wait more than 20 years to get it. It's guaranteed to glide over most level surfaces.
Give your baby that distinguished, mature look with just the right amount of facial hair. Your baby will either look adorable, or like a little old man with this mustache pacifier. Make sure you add some embarrassing pictures of your baby to Facebook.
You may have seen some of those knitted hats with beard but this is a full blown Viking mask knitted from yarn. The Viking hat includes a long braided beard and a Viking hat with horns. This Viking hat can be worn by men or women.
Be ready for the Zombie apocalypse with this leather wrist strap and 4.5’’ metal spikes. They don’t make toys with metal so you know this is the real thing. Don’t be the only one of your friends without a bracelet when the Zombies start taking over.
Pooping in the dark is the worst but luckily for you things just got way better. This innovated new toilet paper glows in the dark so it can always be found. This item is great for preppers or awesome to keep on hand for power outages
Boasted as the world’s largest Gummy Bear, weighing in at 5 pounds, this chewy teddy bear is the equivalent of 1400 of the baby ones you usually see. The Giant Gummy Bear is great when you need a fix for that sweet tooth or an awful stomachache.
Brand your kids with this lost child tattoo just in case you forget him or her somewhere. This also works well for adults before a night out drinking. Never lose your husband again! Make sure your kid gets one before they go away to college.
Chow down on your favorite Star Wars Character when you own Star Wars Pancake Molds. Make breakfast fun and watch everyone chew apart a Yoda, Darth Vader,or Stormtrooper pancake. Be your own Jedi kitchen master with these custom pancake shapers.
Change the channels with just a flick and a swish of this Magic Wand remote control. Different motions of the wand will control the functions of your television. Even comes with a legit carrying case, but like a lot of magical devices, it does require batteries.
If you don’t have time to build a tree house you can buy one of these revolutionary designed Tree tents. The tree tent is more than merely a tent that sits in the trees, it’s a cabin in the sky because let’s face it, the ground is dangerous!
These Zombie Garden Gnomes are sure to keep your neighbors from walking on your lawn. These little guys will scare the socks off anyone who walks up to your house because let’s face it, who in their right mind has Zombie lawn ornaments?
This MMA bed will take at-home wrestling to a whole other level. Who can get any sleeping done in this big caged in wrestling ring. This is a custom made, quality bed ready for you to throw down. Comes in twin, full, queen or king.
Sometimes you just need a big cup of coffee to get you back on your feet ready to take over the world. Whether you’re a coffee addict, or a recreational drinker, the prescription coffee mug is just what the doctor ordered, plus it’s pretty funny to drink from.
Attention all Nintendo Geeks. The best way to show how much you loved your Nintendo (and how much of a dweeb you are) is to always have a NES Controller shaped wallet with you. Keep waiting on the write up for this in GQ magazine
The Lunch Lady Action Figure can now be paired with her good friend The Crazy Cat Lady. The Crazy Cat Lady loves to be surrounded by felines. The funny looking figure comes complete with wild hair, cat hair covered bath robe and six cuddly cats.
Scare the yuck off your toilet with this crazy looking skull toilet brush. Store it next to your toilet to give your guests a real scare, when they reach out for the toilet paper. The Skull Toilet brush is the creepiest tool to clean your toilet and keep in your bathroom.